Books For Sale

Item : Percy Jackson Series
Code : 111
Condition : All read once except the 1st book (The Lightning Thief).All like New
Price : Rm100 Rm80 with postage!
Status : Available

Includes :

The Lightning Thief (Brand New,sealed)

The Sea of Monsters (Read Once, like new)

The Titan's Curse (Read Once, like new)

The Battle of the Labyrinth (Read Once, like new)

The Last Olympian (Read Once, like new)


Item : Nightlight A Parody By Harvard Lampoon
Code : 110
Condition : Read Once, Wrapped with plastic.Like New. Bought from UK
Price : Rm33 Rm27 with postage!
Status : Available

SYNOPSIS

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.

Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?

Complete with romance, danger, insufficient parental guardianship, creepy stalker-like behavior, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places.


Item : New Moan The Twishite Saga Parody By Stephfordy Maya (Hardcover)
Code : 109
Condition : Brand New but wrapped with plastic. Bought from UK
Price : Rm40 Rm32 with postage!
Status : Available

SYNOPSIS

"I want to bite you, Heffa. I want to bite you very hard. I'll be gentle, I promise. If you really loved me, you'd let me."

Heffa Lump is just a typical pale 17-year-old who doubts that anyone will ever see her true beauty, and needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids’ books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she’s distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy—an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he—just maybe—be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides—will she be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn’t always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises? A tale of first love, painful longing, and even more painful pointy teeth, New Moan is a hilarious parody of the phenomenon that is Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga.